Subversive Cross-stitching

I like to cross-stitch. I know that makes me about 80 but I swear I don't like Precious Moments, or 90% of the other crap people turn into cross-stitch patterns. Finding good patterns can actually be really frustrating. I have been thinking about making my own but part of what I like about cross-stitching is that there is no creativity required, just patience and counting. I can do patience and counting. So I just finished a project for my niece/nephew-to-be's nursery and I was looking online for a new project and I found this website. Surly, funny and guaranteed to be Precious Moments free.

- A. Monkey